Monday, May 10, 2021
Today is planned to be a great day. Breakfast at the Little Ale' Inn, then drive around trying to find Area 51 in the Jeep and then head out towards California.
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The black mailbox. |
We got into the Little Ale' Inn around 8am for breakfast. The biscuits and gravy was excellent; I would say Track Inn quality (Track Inn is a greasy spoon on the north side of Chillcothe, IL and has the world's best biscuits & gravy). When paying our bill, we inquired again about trying to find where Area 51 was at. The clerk instantly gave us a pre-printed map of where to go.
Off to the Jeep we went. There were 2 different points on the map. The first one was not that far, maybe about 10-12 miles out. And exactly as Smitty claimed; go down this unmarked gravel road, then it turns to asphalt and leads right up to the gate of Area 51. The signs say no photography, but Smitty claimed everyone takes pictures.
Sure enough, there it was. A few small buildings. One being some kind of guard building with mirrored out windows. There was some sort of boom truck there. A fence with razor wire surrounded everything. There was a gate with a stop sign on it and on the sides of the gate, the 'No Photography' signs.
We didn't see anyone around as we pulled close to the gate. It was kind of eerie. I jokingly said that the government placed this gate up as a rouse for tourists to see. And the Little Ale' Inn is in on it. We got our pictures and left.
We then proceeded to the next place of interest. And this sounded a little more legit.
Between mile marker 29 & 30 on the Extraterrestrial Highway is a black mailbox on an un-named, un-marked road. The story has it that an engineer named Bob Lazar had placed this mailbox there with a claim that from that location, one could witness lights from aircraft being tested late at night. Bob Lazar claims to have been working at Area 51 to reverse engineer what he believe to be alien technology.
Should you drive down that road from the black mailbox for a good 15 miles, you come across to another entrance to Area 51. And this gate is actually guarded.
On the way there, we found the cow that was on the side of the road yesterday. My question was, where is the cow's owner? That was probably $1,000 of beef sitting on the side of the road, feeding the crows. Anyways...
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Our first warning. |
We found the black mailbox, complete with a bunch of stickers posted on it. We assumed that's how you can tell if it's an actual Area 51 marker... if there's stickers posted on it. Inside the mailbox were even some notes left inside from the day before.
Something of note while we were there; we could hear jet aircraft flying around overhead. However, we never saw any. Alien cloaking technology?
We decided to move on and drive down the road that allegedly takes you into Area 51. I've seen a lot of these documentaries regarding this air base. Signs say 'Use of Deadly Force Authorized.' I've seen a video of 2 couples taken out of their car, with hands on top of their heads, being told to walk backwards up to military guards. Knowing all this, I was actually a bit nervous driving closer and closer towards Area 51.
Again, we saw a cow and a bull and they didn't seem to care we were driving by. Could they be armed military disguised as cows? There are monitoring stations all along the perimeter of Area 51.
The terrain was mostly flat and I knew there were some hills around where those seeking Area 51 found guards, signage and monitoring equipment. But before long, the landscape changed and hills were on the horizon. It wasn't long until I saw something I had seen before in many of those Area 51 documentaries... the white truck sitting on top of a hill with military officials watching you come their way. I pointed at them and said to Buffy, "There they are!" We drove closer. There was a warning sign by the side of the road.
This was a sign I'd never seen before on any documentary. It basically said 'Warning. Do not attempt coming in here or be faced with a $1,000 fine, your car will be towed at your expense and you will be processed, etc, etc.' I suspect had we kept driving on (assuming those military guys in the white truck didn't stop us), we'd encounter more signs with more explicit warnings... like the one that says 'Use of Deadly Force Authorized.'
I theorized to Buffy about these guards, that they feel like they are just doing a babysitting job. They know 99% of these cars driving up are curious tourists and that they are not going to do anything.
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Can you see the white truck? They can see you. |
We stopped at the sign, took a couple of pictures and left. They even had a convenient turn around next to the sign for us. How thoughtful!
Had I been with someone experienced in skirting the Area 51 perimeter, and I wasn't planning anything else for this trip, I would have been willing to try to get in a little further. But for now, I was good with turning around. I really didn't want to be stopped and then have to be 'processed.' How long would that take... all day? How inconvenient.
We headed back to the Little Ale' Inn to hook up the Jeep and proceed on to our next destination... a KOA campground outside of Barstow, CA. We made a stop in Jean, NV, just past Las Vegas not only for fuel, but to get some White Castle. However, the disappointment of the day was, the White Castle was closed.
Supplemental: I forgot to report our daily debacle in my original post. When only miles from our stop for the night, I noticed something from the corner of my eye out the driver's window. The weather stripping between the cab and bed area was blowing off. I could literally see it falling off from the wind. I knew if I let it go, it would peal off all the way and I'd lose it all together.
I opened the window and tried to pinch it back into place, all while driving. I guess you could call it 'on board repairs.' This didn't work very well. I got maybe a 1/2 inch of stripping back into place. Since our exit was about a mile away, I opted to hold the stripping in place with my left hand until we arrived. I don't know how silly I looked doing this. But I was able to hold it together until we stopped at the KOA. While Buffy checked in, I put the entire weather stripping back into place. It was good as new.
- Miles Travelled: 293
- Alien Encounters: 0
- Sliders Ordered: 0